tastefullyoffensive:

Be careful with your kindness. [x]

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


dampsandwich:

beep beep

dampsandwich:

beep beep

(via dolphincats)



Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*

dritim:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

"sike"

(via garlicweenie)


ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

(via iwillmindfuckyou)


dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(via penisvvrinkle)


gr8cosplaytips:

gr8cosplaytips:

how do japanese chihuahuas say hello

konnichihuahua

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shade-shypervert:

"I want to try some minecraft HD texture packs!"

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(via penisvvrinkle)



lucillesballs:

all of the characters in the yugioh intro look like their parents told them to do something they dont want to do

“take out the trash”

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“do the dishes”

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“clean your room”

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“do your homework”

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(via penisvvrinkle)


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holysheerios:

holysheerios:

teddysfotos:

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

(via telapathetic)